Saturday, April 26, 2014

Lending a Helping Hand


One summer’s day, in the mid 1960s, we drove to Kentucky to visit relatives.  As we passed through Lebanon, on the way to Liberty, my father decided to stop at a bar/liquor store to pick up a case of beer.  Liberty was is a dry county and you cannot buy alcohol there.  He went inside, and my mother and I waited in the car, at the curb.
A few minutes later, a gentleman came stumbling out of the bar.  He started walking toward the road and walked right into a parking meter.  He bounced off the meter and hit the ground.  The man then picked himself up, shook his head, and walked into the meter again.
As he picked himself up the second time, an old blind man left the bar and headed for the street corner, tapping his cane.  The drunk saw the blind man at the corner, ran over, got the older man by the sleeve and led him across the road.

At this point my father left the bar, laughing.  As he opened the car door, he said to my mother, “If that isn’t the blind leading the blind, I don’t know what is!”